Because It Can’t Be Measured At All, Actually.

I love you more than the fat kid dig his cake
I love you more than the U in FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
I love you more than a pimp loves money.
I love you more than Mickey loves Minnie.
I love you more than the birds love the bees.
I love you more than bees love honey
I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea.
I love you more than the devil loves to sin.
I love you more than madness, more than waves upon the sea.
I love you more than summer rose needs the rain.
I love you more than flies love crap.
I love you more than Romeo loves Juliet.
I love you more than sunshine on a cloudy day.
I love you more than being pantless on a home-alone day.
I love you more than life itself.
I love you more than the tears that kisses the cheek.
I love you more than the vampires’ need for blood.
I love you more than the werewolves howl under the full moon.
I love you more than the words in a dictionary.
I love you more than the mud in a ditch.
I love you more than sweat on my back on a scorching hot day.
I love you more than you love your beer.
I love you more than a NSF with his beanie.
I love you more than afternoon nap.
I love you more than the milk that comes from a cow.
I love you more than the protein in an egg.
I love you more than the tissue papers on a flu day.
I love you more than the baby suck his milk.
I love you more than gold under the rainbows.
I love you more than the despair of a signal flare in the desert.
I love you more than a crowd in a stadium.
I love you more than the helium filled in balloons.
I love you more than a Friday night.
I love you more than a Saturday.
I love you more than laughters on Sunday.
I love you more than retail during Christmas.
I love you more than hairy men need their cologne.
I love you more than the fats around your buttocks.
I love you more than an unexpected conversation.
I love you more than a rocket in smoke.
I love you more than the silicon in Pamela’s Anderson’s boobs.
I love you more than a 1,000 years old’s wrinkles.
I love you more than infinity plus one.
I love you more than anything that matters.
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say it to you.
I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.

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